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Episode 2 summary ‘The Kardashians’

We start this week’s episode of Kardashians By knowing we’ve all been cheated on. What we saw in the surprisingly dark premiere last week was actually filmed in End From filming Season 2, where Khloé isn’t yet ready to discuss Tristan Thompson’s latest betrayal. So now we’re back in February, just as Kylie gave birth to her son and Kendall and Kim are heading to Milan Fashion Week.

Before heading to Italy in Kim’s earth-shattering private jet, Kendall takes her most vulnerable sister, Chloe, for a brain scan in an attempt to diagnose Tristan’s apparent depression. Meanwhile, Kourtney plans it. Dolce and Gabbana’s ugly wedding to Travis Barker was heavily mocked and the two stayed in bed for several minutes.

And that’s really about it. Let’s hope and pray that this was just a filler episode that leads to more exciting plot points and not an indicator for the rest of the season.

Kendall: I feel like I’ve spent most of our recent brief dodging the Kardashian family – as far as we can tell – for constantly giving up treatment in the midst of a crisis. This week’s episode demonstrated just how far this family was looking for a licensed psychiatrist when Kendall advised Khloe to get a brain scan so she could visualize the trauma she had experienced. How exactly is this supposed to help my cell??

Coleman: And all because Khloe did her first online home test that told her she’s not resilient because she can’t remember a series of six numbers without a breakdown. This episode was totally falling apart for me until Chloe, Kendall, and Kendall’s untrained Doberman sprinted into a strip mall parking lot and cut Chloe’s words into confession, “Today is the day I get my brain scanned!” who are these people?

Kendall: very funny. This show is all about how weird the rich are at this point. Speaking of which, I got a little worried about how Kendall would sell Khloé’s very bleak brain scan as if she was reading her palm or something. What’s ‘nice’ to see how turbulent your mind is from men who hurt you over and over and get checked out on the internet?

Coleman: One of this family’s favorite things is having outside forces pay them money – again, who are they Not Licensed Therapists – Confirm that they suffered while the cameras were working. I haven’t heard the word “shock” many times in a row since Jamie Lee Curtis super cut.

But I loved Khloe as she walked back to her car and yelled, “I’m flexible! I’m strong! I’m strong! I’ve got a head trauma!” after reminding us that she went through a windshield in a car accident at age 18. I will definitely cut out this clip to use as a Twitter reaction during bouts of depression.

Kendall: Chloe made the most of a very embarrassing and unhelpful scenario. All in all, I’m done with Kendall’s sweet health journey and her “new” interest in taking care of herself. Am I really supposed to believe she wasn’t taking care of her body earlier like a lifelong millionaire with the best healthcare in the country?

Also, the only hypochondriac I want to see on my TV is Shannon Beador from The Real Housewives of Orange County. If you don’t have a funny oriental medicine doctor stabbing you with needles, I don’t want to see him!

Coleman: Agreed, and Kendall couldn’t give nine lemons in a bead bowl. I’m more interested in Kendall’s story about having to cover up her newly dyed red hair, which is truly What did you come up with for these women? The first two episodes were pretty much a riot. So by the time we moved on to Kendall dressed as Unabomber while boarding Kim’s private jet to protect her precious hair from the paparazzi, I was ready to start screaming and screaming. Finally, some sparkle! Some silliness!

Kendall: My favorite part of this trip to Milan was hearing Kim say “Prada you” to Kendall over the phone and then explain to the camera that it’s something people say on the Internet. (I’ve never seen this before!) I was also hoping we’d meet on round two of Pete Davidson who surprised Kim with some Debs on her ride, but no! However, we hear about him briefly during an ominous conversation between Kim and Khloe about trust issues.

Coleman: Yes, that’s where Chloe was wearing the best Irma Vape cat suit. This scene was also where we get another little Khloé shocker that Tristan proposed to her the year before, in between his first cheating scandal and his latest one. She refused, realizing that her lack of enthusiasm for telling her family was a red flag that they shouldn’t get married, to which Kim replied, “Oh, my God, if someone suggested I just say yes!” Like, we know. That’s why I got married three times.

but me he heard So much about Pete; I want to We see I’m the 6-foot-9, three-legged witch myself. in depth! I’m starting to get nervous because Kim, after the breakup, ordered him to be cut off from the show. Maybe they’re just facilitating his final presentation in front of the camera, but this entire season so far seems to be slowing down. I woke up briefly when Kris mentioned Blac Chyna’s lawsuit, only to interrupt the most sleepy conversation between Kris and Kylie about baby names. Are these women in a rut, Kendall?

Kendall: I definitely think so. None of them entertain us like they used to. We used to have Khloe and Kourtney acting goofy and borderline bullying with Kim. There were elaborate pranks. There was Scott Disick, who has yet to appear. I think they took this distinction between “reality show” and “documentary series” very seriously. And now we have to rely on the most outlandish prices and weird medical appointments to get us hooked, which, sure, can be fun sometimes. But we need more weirdness!

Coleman: yes! This is a family that has made their name synonymous with “hijinks”. But somehow, more money made them less fun. Kim still has to throw phones over the balconies at ski chalets; She can replace it in seconds now.

I think we might finally be headed to some fun next week, though, when we head to Milan for Fashion Week and watch Kris dine out to relieve her thigh pain. I’m ready to see Kim stomp across Italy in the olive green leather number she was trying on, looking like a fucking Mucinex monster.

Kendall: I unfortunately enjoy injured Kris Jenner, whether it’s when she broke her toe when her daughters pushed her in the pool keeping up Or her famous swollen lip. So I’m excited to see how it goes, knowing that she is currently alive and well.

Looks like this week has been one of those embarrassing transition episodes you’ve seen Real Housewives before a big event. Hopefully next week won’t be sleep-inducing and Kendall won’t drag anyone to a neurologist. But let’s get into our superlatives, shall we?

Sibling Excellence Formulas

The most negative moment for the body: This week’s honor goes to Kendall Jenner, the world’s worst health guru. At the beginning of the episode, Kim tells Khloe that Kendall and Kylie are worried about how thin she is, which is probably a first in the franchise, throwing women around the term “anorexia” as a compliment. However, in the next scene, Kendall greets Khloe by shouting “You’re SOOO skinny!” To which Chloe happily replies, “You’re so skinny!” We love the performative concern about potential eating disorders!

The most rehearsed moments for the cameras: Who would be surprised that this esteemed award goes to Kourtney Kardashian, who gathered her assistant and stylist on the plush rug in her bedroom to provide wedding dress ideas. Of course, talking about her Virgin Mary-inspired dress will eventually lead to her contribution to the cancellation of Dolce & Gabbana’s cancellation. But first, she had to create a safe space for her followers to tell the cameras that all of her PDAs were her and Travis’ PDA. very truly!

The strongest sister of the week: Our most prestigious award goes to Kendall Jenner, who not only managed to give us a hint of dull silliness with her hair-dye drama, but was also responsible for dragging Khloé to a brain scan. She was showing, she was doing the work, she was maneuvering. This is the kind of fire we want to see. the kind we no He is a Pyro, a dog that shouldn’t bark and walk around the doctor’s office.



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