Jimmy Kimmel returned from a week-long break on Monday, and the first thing he wanted to talk about was how Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was so embarrassed at Yankee Stadium the night before.
After a very quick summary of the MLB playoff matches, the host zoomed in on the crowd at the Astros vs. Yankees from Sunday Night to reveal “America’s most disgusting man, Ted Cruz.”
Ted was in town, in New York, to promote his new book The child is vomitingKimmel joked. “That’s what his mother used to call him when he was born.”
Then Kimmel just slowed down to a picture of Cruz standing behind the house board and taking it all in. “Look at this guy, in a light orange button down, dark blue Walmart jacket,” Kimmel noted. “He pretends to be drinking beer, absorbing the melancholy of the crowd.”
“You know, you might think Ted Cruz wouldn’t be as welcome in a place like the Bronx,” he continued. “And if you think so, you will be right!”
Kimmel then shared an extended clip on social media of fans yelling at the Republican senator as he tried to leave the stadium, calling him a “racist dirty piece” and reminding him at the time that Trump “called your ugly wife.”
“Wow, I didn’t even realize Ted Cruz had a family in New York,” the host joked, before adding the city, “even though they lost the game, I think New York won the battle last night.”
Later in his monologue, Kimmel raised the white race group who hung a sign that read “I was right about the Jews” on Interstate 405 in Los Angeles over the weekend.
“Here’s the thing,” he told the neo-Nazis. “If you’re at home making a sign that includes the words ‘Kane is right,’ just go ahead and jump off the bridge.”
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