The Kardashians – Khloé Kardashian Heckled Tristan Thompson summary at the mega premiere

Unfortunately, this week’s episode of Kardashians It wasn’t all about Kris Jenner’s rusty cheekbones—although we do get some sickening sounds while removing her stitches. However, we still got a surprisingly meaty episode (no pun intended), thanks to Kim’s “Icons” campaign for SKIMS, Kravis’s surprise wedding in Las Vegas, the season 1 premiere of Meta Kardashians And maybe not having Kendall talk about her business.

So far, the series has really struggled to make the accomplishments of these established billionaires seem fresh or exciting, which is probably why Kourtney is leaning into low culture through her marriage to the Elvis copywriter. But watching Kim fangirl over Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks filming SKIMS for her, and convincing them to eat beignets as if they were some kind of weird delicacy, was a real treat. It’s also funny to watch Kim get herself into the photoshoot after acting like she has no idea what to do in front of the camera.

There are also more hints towards Pete Davidson’s appearance in Kardashians The premiere that ultimately didn’t pay off, even though we’ve all seen pictures of them side by side on the red carpet already. At this point, we might have to assume that Davidson, amidst all the teasing from Kanye West Stans, wanted his face removed from the show, but it’s okay to talk about him like The Invisible Man. Or maybe the producers understand how quiet this show is in general and need to raise his veil as long as possible to keep viewers watching. Time will tell!

Coleman: Imagine my shock – and dare I say, my joy? – When you see this episode Open With our long lost sister, Courtney. So far, Kurt may have had one or two scenes across five episodes. But after “marrying” Travis Parker in Vegas, Kourtney is our superstar.

Kourt tells us all about her really big week, which includes coming back from the Grammys and posing for a photo with Travis of something called Daring Vegan Chicken. In glamour, Kourtney shows off her team photos of her and Travis’s Vegas Strip church wedding, which got me wondering: Kendall, what’s the lowest salary she might accept due to Kourtney Kardashian’s antics?

Kendall: At least $12 million. Everyone – mostly [PR exec] Simon Hack – who had to pretend to be thrilled by Courtney’s retelling of the story is the best player in this episode. It really brought into focus how hard Producer Danielle’s job (more on her later!) is to straighten out those confessions.

I wasn’t too happy with Kourtney’s sightings this week. As much as Kravis has helped revamp the Kardashian brand, the couple is overly exposed at this point, which is why I found this story—and all Kravis looks—like a bit of a snooze. I appreciate Kim’s handling of her relationship with Pete a little more because there’s some mystery to that.

Coleman: Agreed, I’m still salivating over a potential Pete vision. However, as we found out in this episode, it always lurks out of reach. The only piece in Kourtney’s wedding storyline that I enjoyed was that the Elvis impersonator who married them kept calling Kourtney “Chloe” (pronounced without the accent – it’s very hard to find a good Elvis impersonator these days). But as happy as I was to get a dose of Kurt, by her fifth “babe” between her and Travis within 10 seconds, I had passed out and physically couldn’t get through until another Kardashian entered my line of sight.

Kendall: Well, thank goodness it’s Kris Jenner, who I think should replace the guy from the ops board game at this point. In the next scene, we find our long-suffering mothers getting stitches in her hips by a doctor – who looked like a car salesman – in the middle of a sweaty, bacteria-infested gym and not in the doctor’s office??

I didn’t think we could get over the horrifying, goofy surgery scene of last week. But hearing Chris groan from inside her garage next to these quiet shots of the backyard and pool made me scream. This is then followed by Chris crying right in front of the camera, “It’s a brain! Such a mind!!”

Coleman: It would be mind-blowing to have my stitches torn in the garage by the general manager of Jack in the Box for sure, so I can see why they were emotional! It’s like, Requiem for a dreamping it. Kim also revealed to us that she thinks a file Hip replacement surgery It will be a microscopic incision. Apparently she didn’t hear the death knell for the doctor’s session cutting Chris’ bone last week. But Kim is too busy focusing on maneuvering with other things, like her ICONS campaign for Skims (and how to make her way into filming).

Kendall: Let’s get into this campaign because I had some issues choosing this shoot. Like yes, Candice Swanepoel is one of the most prominent Victoria’s Secret Angels of the past decade. (Her looks were also a little amazing because she was Rumored to be dating Kanye West A month before his full Louis Farrakhan trip.) But is she an icon?? In particular, one on a par with Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks?? Can a normal person name it if you show him a picture? Personally, I think Kim should have stayed in the ’90s with supermodel women if she really wanted the photoshoot to be the #moment. What do you think?

Coleman: I took those words off my mouth. Casting Candice felt misplaced. I also have a theory that Kim didn’t know how to pronounce her last name, as evidenced by her telling Kris to the crew and saying, “Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks, Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice…” which she did multiple times. I also think she could have picked up two bigger names, but that’s off topic. She couldn’t distract her from the campaign’s true star: herself. When Heidi asks her to be in two photos, Kim Fu retracts the proposal before immediately bowing.

She told the cameras several times, “I can’t! I couldn’t! I Not Your model. I wasn’t planning on doing that today! Yes, sure, and Pete Davidson will take me to Carbone tonight. Not many people realize that Taylor Swift wrote “The Mastermind” from the point of view of her old nemesis.

Kendall: I burst out laughing. Kim’s fake modesty and nervousness about lingerie design was throughout this entire process truly something to consider. She also enjoyed the “really funny” story she told Alessandra and Candice in the dressing room before filming, seeing them at a club in Miami once after a Victoria’s Secret fashion show. Where is your line, Kim?? The casual banter between Heidi and Tyra, including Tyra’s take on Kim’s robotic toilet, was a million times funnier than that.

Coleman: Tyra has once again proven to be an asset to the team and the entertainment in general. Are we far enough from atrocities America’s Next Best Model to say that? The jury is out. There was so much sparkle in this episode – Kourtney’s opening mention of a busy week came to fruition! Our coracle. This is where the time frame gets classic from the Kardashian. We’re in the sixth episode of season two, but they’re gearing up for the big premiere of season one, all the way in April.

Kendall: It’s a very skewed timeline, especially with Tristan Thompson spoiling the first episode.

But in the first show! Ninety percent of this season are just the Kardashians preparing for events and pretending to be excited or nervous about them in their confessions. There’s so much talk about how important the deal was that they finally staged a swanky show on the red carpet for one of their reality shows. (I searched for “KUWTK premiere” on Google Images and didn’t see anything, so that’s totally true.) Like, I get the element of novelty in this regard. But there’s no way attending the premiere would be daunting or difficult for them at this point in their career, right?

Coleman: To my credit, I googled “the Kim Kardashian ‘Disaster Movie’ premiere” and didn’t get anything, so this is probably the one rare thing they haven’t done much of yet! I’ve enjoyed seeing Kris ask Siri a million times About how to spell “zhoosh.” Someone hasn’t finished their time in Jasmine Masters Josh Academy. In fact, the premiere looked very interesting, but I can’t imagine how strange it would be to be among the audience on such a project. They keep cutting to the audience like That promotional shot fablemans which is constantly promoted.

Then there was Khloe, who put her hat back in the ring for the MVP episode with one word, “LIAR!” She cried out from the audience during a scene from the premiere where Tristan lied straight to her face about his commitment to her and the expansion of their family. Normally I don’t like audience sharing very much, but this is a book post.

Kendall: Chloe’s screaming was definitely just a survival tactic. We all remember how boring that pilot was. Having to sit in this fun, flirty environment and watch the Kardashian family have a producer-organised barbecue on a giant movie screen has to be the worst part of the night for everyone.

On another note regarding Chloe, can we talk about how she leaves this “once in a lifetime” early because she has to go to the gym in the morning?? This made me sad!

Coleman: This really is the perfect distillation of where our legendary family is nowadays – fewer after parties, more early nights to prepare for our four-hour gym sessions. Which is understandable, the main trio are all in their 30s and 40s with kids to attend to. But seeing this mysterious first season premiere in the midst of a mediocre second season was a wake-up call, at least for me. If these girls don’t turn up the heat soon – and for good – I’m afraid Season 3 may not be in their future.

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Stronger sister: This week, Kendall made her shortest appearance, so far this season (she tells someone on the phone that she’s been in Vegas for “10 hours”). And boy, would you appreciate it! Any shortage of this chronically stressed model describing her passion for girl bosses is refreshing. And the lack of strong close-ups on 818 tequila bottles left plenty of room for other characters to shine this week. Thanks for your service, Kenny!

The product’s most infuriating moment: Producer Danielle kind of became the bane of my existence on this show. And she realized that she had a very difficult task trying to squeeze any kind of humor or insight out of these very wooden people. But I won’t accept her pretending like she doesn’t know what Kourtney means when she says she ate vegetarian sushi Trying to make it look stupid. Everyone knows that when you put the word “vegan” in front of an animal product, you’re referring to an alternative! Why is she arguing with Kourtney, who is he 95% vegetarian, on this? Vegetarian sushi made with tofu is a great thing!

Abominable/amusing sectarian customs: Chloe has a whim that she doesn’t seem to let go of in Confessions. Whenever she is lying straight, leaving out any information, or just reading from the text in her head, she tilts her head at a 45-degree angle and rocks her seat back and forth. She appears to be stuck in the middle of a volatile ocean and trying to come to terms with her fate. Once you notice this, it can’t be invisible. Is it annoying? surely. But it’s also endlessly fun, and actually adds an unintended layer of transparency to the story.

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