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Let’s be honest, we could all do with a bit more pleasure in our lives – especially right now.
To give you a hand (excuse the pun) we’ve rounded up the best of Lovehoney’s Black Friday sale, so you can treat yourself to playtime without breaking the bank.
Whether you want a classic dildo, a clitoral stimulating vibrator, butt plug, male masturbator, or to try out some couples’ toys, we’ve got you covered.
Lovehoney Extra Powerful Multispeed Mains Powered Magic Wand Vibrator
Straight off the bat, we have an absolute classic. The magic wand is a mains-operated (which means no fiddling with replacement batteries) massager that packs a punch.
The intensity is controlled with a scroll wheel, to take it from so-so to oh-wow, and it’s available in black, white, pink metallic, or lilac.
Lovehoney X ROMP Switch Clitoral Suction Stimulator
Suction toys made quite a stir when they came onto the scene, as people discovered the power of that unique pulsing sensation.
This one has a removable soft silicone head and six intensity settings. It’s one of the best rated on Lovehoney, and the reviews suggest you won’t regret investing.
Lovehoney’s staff pick is this outrageously named rabbit vibrator.
It’s made for G-spot and clitoral stimulation with 36 possible vibration combinations – which is somewhat excessive, but means you’ll never run out of options.
If you consider yourself a Fifty Shades fan, this waterproof, rechargeable and whisper-quiet model is a worthwhile buy.
Tracey Cox Supersex Glass Dildo Set
Silicone is standard, but glass dildos are making their way into the spotlight – for good reason. Glass is natural and body safe, which means they are great for people who are allergic to silicon, or find that other sex toys irritate their skin.
Glass toys are incredibly smooth, so they will glide in and out with ease. Again, perfect if you experience pain or discomfort when using traditional toys.
You don’t need to worry about vaginal dryness either, as glass doesn’t absorb lube so you’ll need much less of it, and you can put these toys in the fridge or in warm water to have a go at temperature play.
As if that wasn’t enough, glass is always easier to clean and much better for the environment… and beautiful too.
Lovehoney Wild Weekend Mega Couple’s Sex Toy Kit
Sex toys aren’t just for just play. If you don’t know where to start with couple’s toys, you can just get the whole shebang with this sex toy kit.
The 11-piece set comes with a G-spot vibrator, rabbit vibrator and clitoral rabbit vibrator, three cock rings, a vibrating ring, anal beads, a slimline butt plug, textured masturbator and jiggle balls.
Plenty to get stuck into.
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Lovehoney’s Blowmotion 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Advent Calendar.
Sex Toy advent calendars are a bit different from your usual chocolate ones. There’s a new toy to unveil each day, and this one is for people with a penis.
The Blowmotion Dual-Entrance Vibrating Male Masturbator is worth £59.99 on its own, so you’re getting a fantastic deal when you go for the calendar option.
All the vibrating toys are rechargeable too.
The future is here, and it’s in app-connected toys. They are more expensive since they’re so high-tech, but worth snapping up with a Black Friday discount if you’ve got your eye on one.
For the luxury treat of the sale, this app-controlled, sound-activated, wearable egg vibrator is ideal for long-distance relationships – since your partner can control it from everywhere – and offers up to five hours of continuous use per charge.
This small 3.5-inch vibrating silicone butt plug is great for beginner anal play.
It’s waterproof, has three vibration speeds, and is flared at the base to prevent unwanted travel. It’s also less than a tenner in the sale.
For the cheap and cheerful, this magic bullet is perfect. It’s great for first-time sex toy users who want to experiment but don’t know where to start.
If you travel, it’s also discreet enough not to cause embarrassment if it falls out of your bag at airport security.
Stuck for gift ideas this year? This clone-a-willy kit might not be suitable to share at the festive dinner table, but it will certainly make an impression.
This does what it says on the tin. You just need to add water to create a silicone dildo with the exact size and shape of you or your lover. It vibrates, and it’s body safe.
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